Its not easy being clean

So today I went out shopping with only one earing on and my zipper undone.

I just wanted to say to all you people who were giving me wierd looks:

At least I showered and had on a shirt that didnt have milk stains on the chest.

So there!

Hello Me

Hello, its been a long time since I could recognize you. And, considering what you have been through, you don't look half bad.

Hello toes!

I haven't seen you in a long while.

And you too belly button!

Its good to see you have returned.

Hello waist!

Although you are not quite the waist from before, I can see you struggling to get back. Hang in there! I am sure we can get you back in shape.

Now who are you two?

Have we met? We Have?! Really? Oh, OK I am starting to see the resemblance. So you have grown a size or three, and you also seem a bit LOWER then I remember. Well its nice to meet you but, do you think the old pair will be coming back any time soon? No?

Too bad.